When the chest is hurting

When a complaint is made

At the greatest risk, but Malvina Reynolds said it first, someone complained that ‘they’ think every [one of them] looks just the same. And I thought, absolutely right, so they do. And if you listen to this little ditty, even if you do not agree, and if you do not agree find a Latin translation* then, you cannot but be delighted by the music.

And four people from the country
All went to the university
Where they were put in boxes*
And they came out all the same
And there are doctors and lawyers
And business executives
And they’re all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

*they shared a flat
Two had black hair
Two had fair
Two had beards
Two did not

Who said they all look just the same?
Rather, which one said the others all look just the same?

* Suggested improvements welcome

Capsularum es in monte. Capsularum fiunt ex ticky-tacky. Capsularum es in monte. Capsularum eiusdem omnes. Et est viridi et est rosea Et est hyacintho unus fulvum. Quae omnia fiunt ex ticky-tacky Atque omnes idem. Et qui habitabant in domibus, Veneruntque ad collegium, In qua posuit sunt in capsularum. Et exiit eadem. Sunt autem et legis doctores, Et negotium executivæ. Quae omnia fiunt ex ticky-tacky. Atque omnes idem.

Et hi omnes in sphaera cursum. Et bibere martinæ in aridam. Et omnes pueri pulchri est. Et omnes pueri ad scholam. Et omnes filii ire aestiva castra Et postea ad collegium, In qua posuit sunt in capsularum, Eadem omnes exeunt. Et ad pueros ire in negotium Uxorem et suscitet familias In capsularum fiunt ex ticky-tacky. Atque omnes idem. Et est viridi et est rosea Et est hyacintho unus fulvum. Quae omnia fiunt ex ticky-tacky Atque omnes idem.