| AC: | SM: |
| Hi SM, I’m on hotline at the moment and just wondered if you knew what the character limit on a cell is on a non standard sheet? | Ah, Tom has deserted us. |
| It is 512 to be increased to 1024 in the next release. | |
| Indeed, I’m sure he’s having so much fun. | I am sure he is missing his allotment. |
| He has deserted that too. | |
| Okay thanks. | Ah, I may be wrong – 1024 increasing to ?? |
| Well it sounds like it’s more than 50 | But it is certainly not enough for an essay |
| which is what the user is worried about | A haiku perhaps |
| Use space at the foot of the sheet or a related document | |
| or a limerick | Indeed – will you write one? |
| It’s hard to be witty | When you’re so pretty But easy to be sad When you are bad. |
| I don’t think that’s a limerick | It isn’t but your first line wasn’t the right length – 6 not 8 |
| There once was a girl that’s witty? | Who really was ever so pretty She stood on a box And showed off her locks And that is the end of this ditty |
| I like it! | It’s now over to you |
| I’m off the support desk but into the fire with implementation work | That didn’t rhyme… |
| Anh Carter is now off the desk But into something grotesque The implementation And gratification Of VAT in case you’ve not guessed |