How much Sam was hassled
When she dug in the cupboard
To fetch out a demo pack;
For when she got there
The cupboard was bare,
So tcs suffered the lack.

She took a clean sheet
To print some more out;
But on the repeat
The toner ran out.

The Potter made a curtsey,
The Brazier made a bow;
The Kenny said, “You’re joking!”
The Duncumb said, “Now now!”

A fitting response was received in a word of rebuke