Humour
Haendel
A stirring set of words from Richard Woodroffe (Handel’s Limerick)
Said Handel: Please don’t call me Herr
I’m really British
Said Handel: Please don’t call me Herr
I’m really quite British so there!
And please, ven I croak,
I vould like (for a joke)
A coffin marked: ‘Handel with care’.”
Said Handel: Please don’t call me Herr
I’m really quite British so there!
so there!
I’m really quite British so there!
so there!
And please, ven I croak,
I vould like (for a joke)
A coffin marked: ‘Handel with care’.”
‘Handel with care’.
Said Handel: Please don’t call me Herr
I’m really quite British so there!
And please, ven I croak,
I vould like (for a joke)
A coffin marked: ‘Handel with care’.”
© 2004 Richard Woodroffe
The copyright of the music is held by Stuart Moffatt (© 2004).
The midi file was produced using Noteworthy Composer.
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Froggy
There once was a ‘puter geek whose name was Jack
He lived by himself in a little shack
He worked for A Consulting firm as you shall learn
And the Accenture was always on what he could earn.
Oh Jack, why don’t you marry?
Oh, Jack, why don’t you live?
Oh Jack, why don’t you marry?
There is so much more that you could give.
Zorba
Furry tail (part two)
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Deck the hall
| Pure Chocolate’s Christmas greeting |
Deck the hall – Parri Ddall, Rhiwabon
Traditional – but with a difference
Deck the hall with Pure Chocolate
© 2003 Coco
Deck the hall with Pure Choc’late
Tra la la la laa, tra la la la.
‘Tis the sea-son to eat choc’late
Tra la la la laa, tra la la la.
Please remember, please remember
Chocolate should never be
Ever less than fifty two percent
Tra la la la laa, tra la la la.
Bitte denkt daran dass Schokolade
nie weniger als zwei und fünfzig
prozent haben darf und immer
mit Sorgfalt gehandhabt werden müss.
Please remember, please remember
Chocolate should always be handled with care
Deck the hall with Pure Choc’late
Tra la la la laa, tra la la la.
Tra la la la laa, tra la la la.
ChoralWiki and NoteWorthy Scriptorium
Nice mice
Mice are nice – RBE Fyleman 6 March 1877 – 1 August 1957
For my friends in the IC: Credo enim delicatus mures sunt
I think mice
Are rather nice
Their tails are long
Their faces small
They haven’t any
Chins at all.
Their ears are pink
Their teeth are white
They run about
the house at night.
They nibble things
They shouldn’t touch
And no one seems
To like them much
But I think mice
Are nice.
© Rose Amy Fyleman
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The copyright of the music is held by Stuart Moffatt (© 2003).
The midi file was produced using Noteworthy Composer.
The mp3/ogg were produced using Myriad software.
Black cats
Bad kittens – Elizabeth Coatsworth (31 May 31 1893 – 31 August 1986)
You may call, you may call
But the little black cats won’t hear you at all
The little black cats are ma-ddened
By the bright green light of the moon
They are whirling and running and hiding
They are wild who once were so confiding
They are crazed when the moon is riding
You will not catch the kittens soon.
They care not for saucers of milk,
They think not of pillows of silk,
Your softest, crooningest call
Is less than the buzzing of flies.
They are seeing more than you see,
They are hearing more than you hear,
And out of the darkness they peer
With a goblin light in their eyes.
© Elizabeth Coatsworth
The copyright of the music is held by Stuart Moffatt (© 2003).
The midi file was produced using Noteworthy Composer.
The mp3/ogg were produced using Myriad software.