Coco has written only a small part of the content of this page.
He hopes by it to suggest an answer to the question that everyone is asking but afraid to voice:
Did it really happen?
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Humour
Here lies a tree
Here lies a tree by Pooh
House at Pooh Corner
1 Here lies a tree which Owl (a bird)
Was fond of when it stood on end
And Owl was talking to a friend
Called me (in case you hadn’t heard)
When something Oo occurred
2 For Lo! the wind was blusterous
And flattened out his favourite tree;
And things looked bad for him and we
Looked bad, I mean, for he_and us
I’ve never known them wuss.
3 Then Piglet (Piglet) thought a thing:
“Courage!” he said. “There’s always hope.
I want a thinnish piece of rope.
Or, if there isn’t any, bring
A thickish piece of string.”
4 So to the letter box he rose,
While Pooh and Owl! said “Oh” and “Hum!”
And where the letters always come
(Called “Letters only”) Piglet sqoze
His head and then his toes.
© AA Milne
5 O gallant Piglet (Piglet)! Ho!
Did Piglet tremble? did he blinch?
No, no, he struggled inch by inch
Through Letters Only, as I know
Because I saw him go.
6 He ran and ran, and then he stood
And shouted, “Help for Owl, a bird,
And Pooh, a bear!” until he heard
The others coming through_the wood
As quickly as they could.
7 “Help, help and Rescue!” Piglet cried,
And showed the others where to go.
[Sing ho! for Piglet (Piglet) ho!]
And soon the door was opened wide,
And we were both outside!
Sing ho! for Piglet, ho!
Ho!
Uncertain words
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Words of rebuke
Nothing to do
| Well Moffatt, It is obvious You haven’t much to do If you have time to sit and write A ditty, straight out of the blue Now Sam, she had her reasons Argue as you might To give us all a ticking off (and with it, quite a fright!) | For it really is quite horrid When expecting packs galore To open up the cupboard doors And find we need some more So show some consideration Next time you need a pack Don’t take the last one on the shelf Or you’ll be sure to get a whack |
Inspired by a cause of rebuke
A cause of rebuke
How much Sam was hassled
When she dug in the cupboard
To fetch out a demo pack;
For when she got there
The cupboard was bare,
So tcs suffered the lack.
She took a clean sheet
To print some more out;
But on the repeat
The toner ran out.
The Potter made a curtsey,
The Brazier made a bow;
The Kenny said, “You’re joking!”
The Duncumb said, “Now now!”
A fitting response was received in a word of rebuke