{"id":2812,"date":"2004-12-31T11:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-31T11:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/?p=2812"},"modified":"2025-04-08T22:14:49","modified_gmt":"2025-04-08T22:14:49","slug":"haendel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/?p=2812","title":{"rendered":"Haendel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>A stirring set of words from Richard Woodroffe (Handel&#8217;s Limerick)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/purechocolate.org.uk\/music\/handellimerick.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><sub><sup>\u00a9 Stuart Moffatt 2004<\/sup><\/sub><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Said Handel: Please don&#8217;t call me Herr<br>I&#8217;m really British<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Said Handel: Please don&#8217;t call me Herr<br>I&#8217;m really quite British so there!<br>And please, ven I croak,<br>I vould like (for a joke)<br>A coffin marked: &#8216;Handel with care&#8217;.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Said Handel: Please don&#8217;t call me Herr<br>I&#8217;m really quite British so there!<br>so there!<br>I&#8217;m really quite British so there!<br>so there!<br>And please, ven I croak,<br>I vould like (for a joke)<br>A coffin marked: &#8216;Handel with care&#8217;.&#8221;<br>&#8216;Handel with care&#8217;.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Said Handel: Please don&#8217;t call me Herr<br>I&#8217;m really quite British so there!<br>        And please, ven I croak,<br>        I vould like (for a joke)<br>A coffin marked: &#8216;Handel with care&#8217;.&#8221;<br><br>\u00a9 2004 Richard Woodroffe<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nwc-scriptorium.org\/db\/mofhandlim.id\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Noteworthy Scriptorium<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The copyright of the music is held by\u00a0<a href=\"mailto:hymns@purechocolate.org.uk\">Stuart Moffatt (\u00a9 2004)<\/a>.<br>The midi file was produced using\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/noteworthycomposer.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Noteworthy Composer<\/a>.<br>The mp3\/ogg were produced using\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.myriad-online.com\/\">Myriad<\/a>\u00a0software.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A stirring set of words from Richard Woodroffe (Handel&#8217;s Limerick) Said Handel: Please don&#8217;t call me HerrI&#8217;m really British Said Handel: Please don&#8217;t call me HerrI&#8217;m really quite British so there!And please, ven I croak,I vould like (for a joke)A coffin marked: &#8216;Handel with care&#8217;.&#8221; Said Handel: Please don&#8217;t call me HerrI&#8217;m really quite British [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-music","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2812"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2865,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2812\/revisions\/2865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}