{"id":2637,"date":"1998-06-30T15:56:00","date_gmt":"1998-06-30T15:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/?p=2637"},"modified":"2025-06-07T20:08:16","modified_gmt":"2025-06-07T20:08:16","slug":"nothere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/?p=2637","title":{"rendered":"Nothere"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<span class=\"pcblue\">\n<p class=\"mediumss\">\nCoco&#8217;s messenger&#8230;.\n<span class=\"pcvred mediumss\">\nPlease enter your question below:<br>\n<br>\nQuestion:<input id=\"uword\" size=\"60\" onchange=\"readinput(this.form)\" defaultvalue=\"\">\n<input name=\"pword\" hidden=\"\">\n<br>\n<\/span><\/p><p align=\"center\"><span id=\"delayt\"><\/span>\n\n\n<\/p><table width=\"70%\" class=\"pctable\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody><tr class=\"pcred\">\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"pcblue\">\n<td class=\"mediumss\" width=\"20%\" valign=\"top\">\n<\/td><td class=\"mediumss\" valign=\"top\">\n<div id=\"resp\"><\/div><br>\n<\/td><td class=\"mediumss\" width=\"20%\" valign=\"top\">\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody><\/table>\n<script language=\"JavaScript\">\n\nvar counter = 0;\nvar rsp = new Array;\nrsp.push(\"I am not here\");\nrsp.push(\"This is an automated response\");\nrsp.push(\"Coco cannot answer your question\");\nc = rsp.length;\nrsp.push(\"&#24456;&#24555;&#20102;&#65281; \");\nrsp.push(\"I do not understand what you mean by '|'\");\nrsp.push(\"Will you repeat '|' using different words, please? \");\nrsp.push(\"Coco does not know '|'\");\nrsp.push(\"Please wait....searching for '|'\");\nrsp.push(\" '|' &#24456;&#24555;&#20102;&#65281; \");\n\/\/ rsp.push(\"\u00e5\u00be\u02c6\u00e5\u00bf\u00ab\u00e4\u00ba\u2020\u00ef\u00bc\u0081 '|'\");\n\n\nfunction readinput(a)\n{\nvar aa = document.getElementById('uword').value;\nb = Math.min(counter,rsp.length-1);\ndocument.getElementById('resp').innerHTML = (counter<c + 1 )? rsp[b]:rsp[b].split('|')[0]+aa+rsp[b].split('|')[1];\n(counter < rsp.length - 1)? ++counter : counter = Math.floor((rsp.length-1)*Math.random());\n\n}\n\n<\/script>\n<span style=\"display:none\"><p align=\"center\" class=\"smallss\"><a href=\"..\/index.htm\" title=\"http:\/\/purechocolate.org.uk\">http:\/\/purechocolate.org.uk<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" class=\"vsmallss\">\u00a9 Stuart Moffatt 1998<\/p>1998-06-30<\/span>\n<\/span>\n\n\n\n<p>If you enjoyed this, you may also appreciate <a href=\"https:\/\/nobody.purechocolate.org.uk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Nobody<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"><sub><sup>Inspired by MRB \u00a9 Stuart Moffatt 1998<\/sup><\/sub><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2637"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3291,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2637\/revisions\/3291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}