{"id":2628,"date":"1998-06-30T15:39:00","date_gmt":"1998-06-30T15:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/?p=2628"},"modified":"2025-04-03T13:55:56","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T13:55:56","slug":"words-of-rebuke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/?p=2628","title":{"rendered":"Words of rebuke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Nothing to do<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table class=\"has-fixed-layout\"><tbody><tr><td>Well Moffatt, It is obvious<br>You haven&#8217;t much to do<br>If you have time to sit and write<br>A ditty, straight out of the blue<br><br>Now Sam, she had her reasons<br>Argue as you might<br>To give us all a ticking off<br>(and with it, quite a fright!)<\/td><td>For it really is quite horrid<br>When expecting packs galore<br>To open up the cupboard doors<br>And find we need some more<br><br>So show some consideration<br>Next time you need a pack<br>Don&#8217;t take the last one on the shelf<br>Or you&#8217;ll be sure to get a whack<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><sub><sup>\u00a9 Jane E Crooke 1998<\/sup><\/sub><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Inspired by a <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/?p=2407\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">cause of rebuke<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing to do Well Moffatt, It is obviousYou haven&#8217;t much to doIf you have time to sit and writeA ditty, straight out of the blue Now Sam, she had her reasonsArgue as you mightTo give us all a ticking off(and with it, quite a fright!) For it really is quite horridWhen expecting packs galoreTo open [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2628"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2631,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628\/revisions\/2631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}