{"id":2477,"date":"2012-06-11T13:49:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T13:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/?p=2477"},"modified":"2025-06-07T19:54:07","modified_gmt":"2025-06-07T19:54:07","slug":"a-day-in-the-life-of-the-hotline-condensed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/?p=2477","title":{"rendered":"A day in the life of the hotline (condensed)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n
AC:<\/td>SM:<\/td><\/tr>
Hi SM, I’m on hotline at the moment and just wondered if you knew what the character limit on a cell is on a non standard sheet?<\/td>Ah, Tom has deserted us.<\/td><\/tr>
<\/td>It is 512 to be increased to 1024 in the next release.<\/td><\/tr>
Indeed, I’m sure he’s having so much fun.<\/td>I am sure he is missing his allotment.<\/td><\/tr>
He has deserted that too.<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
Okay thanks.<\/td>Ah, I may be wrong – 1024 increasing to ??<\/td><\/tr>
Well it sounds like it’s more than 50<\/td>But it is certainly not enough for an essay<\/td><\/tr>
which is what the user is worried about<\/td>A haiku perhaps<\/td><\/tr>
<\/td>Use space at the foot of the sheet or a related document<\/td><\/tr>
or a limerick<\/td>Indeed – will you write one?<\/td><\/tr>
It’s hard to be witty<\/mark><\/td>When you’re so pretty
But easy to be sad
When you are bad.<\/mark><\/td><\/tr>
I don’t think that’s a limerick<\/td>It isn’t but your first line wasn’t the right length – 6 not 8<\/td><\/tr>
There once was a girl that’s witty?<\/mark><\/td>Who really was ever so pretty
She stood on a box
And showed off her locks
And that is the end of this ditty<\/mark><\/td><\/tr>
I like it!<\/td>It’s now over to you<\/td><\/tr>
I’m off the support desk
but into the fire with implementation work<\/td>
That didn’t rhyme…
<\/td><\/tr>
<\/td>Anh Carter is now off the desk
But into something grotesque
The implementation
And gratification
Of VAT in case you’ve not guessed<\/mark><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2477"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3261,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2477\/revisions\/3261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}