{"id":2407,"date":"1998-06-30T14:24:00","date_gmt":"1998-06-30T14:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/?p=2407"},"modified":"2025-04-02T15:44:01","modified_gmt":"2025-04-02T15:44:01","slug":"a-cause-of-rebuke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/?p=2407","title":{"rendered":"A cause of rebuke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

How much Sam was hassled
When she dug in the cupboard
To fetch out a demo pack;
For when she got there
The cupboard was bare,
So tcs suffered the lack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She took a clean sheet
To print some more out;
But on the repeat
The toner ran out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Potter made a curtsey,
The Brazier made a bow;
The Kenny said, “You’re joking!”
The Duncumb said, “Now now!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A fitting response was received in a word of rebuke<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How much Sam was hassledWhen she dug in the cupboardTo fetch out a demo pack;For when she got thereThe cupboard was bare,So tcs suffered the lack. She took a clean sheetTo print some more out;But on the repeatThe toner ran out. The Potter made a curtsey,The Brazier made a bow;The Kenny said, “You’re joking!”The Duncumb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2407"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2632,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407\/revisions\/2632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.purechocolate.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}